Let no one say that the Newfoundland and Labrador government doesn’t believe in recycling.
“No, no—it’s just the seat of the pants that are missing. The arse, we assure you, has not gone out but remains firmly in ‘er.”
Everything’s probably fine!
[unfurls a 10-yard paper scroll containing everything you have ever posted, liked, or shared on social media] i can’t believe these websites are free
[serenely taking several deep breaths in between bouts of doomscrolling]
[muffled] Indeed I is, me ol’ cock, and long may your big jib draw.
“Then again, maybe this hon. Member is not always on the side of the law himself. I don’t know. What I can say is that he really needs to be more careful.”
BATTERIES NOT INCLUDED. NOT LIABLE FOR ANY CRUSHED SOULS AND/OR DESTROYED DREAMS RESULTING FROM BECOMING PREMIER.
And it seems to me, you ran the place like a candle in the wind… and that candle’s burned out long before the legend ever will…
“There was no business case developed and approved for the initial establishment of the Bordeaux Futures program.” – AG Julia Mullaley
Thinking about electricity rates, feeling absolutely great.
We really appreciate that Peter Mackay has a Winter Emergency Plan for Newfoundland and Labrador, but it looks a little choppy.
NEWFOUNDLAND AND LABRADOR, for your crimes of NOT DOING MUSKRAT FALLS PROPERLY AT ALL, we sentence you to fulfill MURPHY’S LAW for all eternity, apparently.
A picture is worth a thousand words!
Newfoundland’s Very Good Boy is having a few bad days in the House of Assembly this week.
Step right up! It’s time for Muskrat Madness, Newfoundland and Labrador’s favourite gameshow! Where will your money end up today? Who knows! Reason is dead!