NEWFOUNDLAND AND LABRADOR, for your crimes of NOT DOING MUSKRAT FALLS PROPERLY AT ALL, we sentence you to fulfill MURPHY’S LAW for all eternity, apparently.
A picture is worth a thousand words!
Newfoundland’s Very Good Boy is having a few bad days in the House of Assembly this week.
Step right up! It’s time for Muskrat Madness, Newfoundland and Labrador’s favourite gameshow! Where will your money end up today? Who knows! Reason is dead!
Don’t worry too much, Perry. You’re still sitting on a pretty powerful trump card.
Ed! They’re telling us you feel a chill in the air. Since winter-proof domes seem to be off the table, might we suggest learning to dress for the weather?