You’re working in partnership with nature, but nature is sometimes indifferent to the success of the joint venture. In fact, sometimes you’d swear nature was giving you the finger.
Years ago, I made a cubic yard of compost in three weeks. That was some serious composting, mister.
Tomayto? Tomahto? Instead of calling the whole thing off, let’s try for an idiot’s guide to growing them.
Carbs? Protein? Polyunsaturated fats? French fries? Tofu? What should you feed plants to make them grow up strong and healthy? Herein, all is revealed.
Planting seeds, transplanting seedlings, watering, thinning. Hunter/gatherer is so last week. We’re getting into agriculture.
In which is discussed the buying of baby plants from garden centres, along with the starting of one’s own plants. And stuff.
In which practical and increasingly detailed advice is offered to the novice wishing to set up a vegetable grow-op