No country for old lawnmowers
In an amazing feat of mechanibalism, every bit of lawnmower has been replaced. The frankenmower prevails.
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Freedom 15
Life has been a steady succession of jobs and motorcycles.
May 24: a special report
Have fun this weekend, before the silicone bums of Hollywood take over for good.
Not just any Nipper Bug
He's louder than the television and starts in mid-evening for 20-second bursts of renovations
In praise of wood stoves
This is what happens when you have a relationship with a wood pile – and it's not all bad
The independent suburban space program
Unfortunately, the phrase 'do not attempt this at home' had not been invented yet.
The St. Philip’s steeple gankers
The chainsaw-wielding, disenfranchised round of usual suspects suddenly found themselves in a deliciously sanctimonious predicament.
Captain Kirk’s lucky day
It was the quietest night of the week in the shed, with only Smokin' Joe and Jimmy Two Fires sot by the wood stove mangling the English language.